I guess you’d also have to consider claiming someone is autistic is defamatory. Which, if you think about it, underscores what assholes these people are, that they think being on the spectrum is a horrible stain.

True dat. My leftie husband can run 2km at a flat-out pace then drill a bullet through a target 50 m away. We’re ready.

I wish

Now, to be fair, this was a public restroom in India, which... Well, it’s India. But: in a train station, went to use the squatty potty, and this stall held every identifiable kind of human effluvia. Piss, shit, and blood were clearly visible in large quantities. My feet slipped and slid in the swamp of shit as I…

I saw my mom having sex with the sheriff of our small town. On the floor. Under the Christmas tree.

My 76-year-old mother-in-law’s shaved pussy. I assume she photographed it for her boyfriend? But it was right there in her photos when her phone broke and I helped her set up her new one and recover her data. I’m glad my husband isn’t the family IT person.

They also commit property tax fraud. I drove through one of their communities and noticed that most of the houses had bare Tyvek panels and exposed wood. A Mormon friend told me it's because houses under construction pay less in property tax. So they just don't finish them.