Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

This is exactly the stuff I’m looking for.

On my Golf SportWagen...when you first start it up and don’t put your seatbelt on, sometimes it chimes five times, sometimes it chimes six times. And I can’t figure out why. It’s got nothing to do with seat position, the existence of a passenger, the headlamps, or the use of the parking brake. I think it’s a glitch.

I don’t know what kind of bullshit you eat over there but a real taco wont make you go to the toilet.

Obamacare - not repealed.
ISIS - still not defeated.
Infrastructure - still crumbling.
Muslims - many not deported yet.
Taco trucks - popping up everywhere.

The failure list just goes on and on.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“…because we are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life.”

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

buddy i have 30 liters of blood in me im never going to have a stroke

Are you having a stroke?

Goddamn it’s fun to watch him run down a block.

Sounds like a guy contemplating moving in with his girlfriend

I like Katie, but suspect I would not like her as much if it was five times as often.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

I’ve shared this story before, and I’ll share it again.

Or... you could just move over.

Intentionally causing collisions is illegal. How about you just get out of the way instead of brake-checking?

Sooo, because they are driving dangerously you decide to cause an accident? Nice move.

Yea...you’re kinda a jerk...(actually, remove the kinda...).