“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

Norm’s last appearance on Letterman’s show was a classic routine, especially when he talks about which nation in the world really worries him. And his episode of comedians in cars getting coffee is one of the best ones.

I say this as an OSU alum and diehard fan, but I fucking love Jim Harbaugh. He’s great for college football - he’s a vibrant and eccentric weirdo that it is hard to not find endearing. He’s like a mix between a psychopath and a labradoodle. And you know what? I don’t think he’s ever leaving Michigan, at least for…

Gah this passage:

VIKINGS

Yes, this 10,000-word profile of Tom Brady on a whole different website definitely proves that we at Deadspin are obsessed with Tom Brady.

That’s the goal; the problem is that you have to respect the bets with the line as it was when they were placed. If books keep missing on their initial spread and having to move it, they are going to get a lot of bets on that bad line before they move it, and then once they’ve corrected (and possibly over-corrected)…

In theory, yes, but once an initial line is set money can start pouring in on one side and yet the line won’t move because then it can create opportunities where whoever is taking the bet can end up exposed on both sides. To use a grossly simplified example, let’s say the Patriots open as 2.5 point favorites over the…

It always amuses me, as an American, to see teams in the EPL and the Championship sponsored by 888BET and the like.

“Small-time bookies?!?!?! Finally! They’re the perfect size for my tiny hands! Look, Eric, I’m READING A BOOK.”

As a Brit I was always enjoy being reminded that, while guns are completely legal in the USA, betting on the outcome of sporting events is not.

I dunno man.

Fucking this. This guy chose a match in the middle of the night on ESPN 3 of all places to get in his racist, career suicide comment? Ask yourself if that actually makes sense.

I honestly had no serious interest in playing this game until I tried the beta. It is a very pleasant surprise. It feels reminiscent of the Bushido Blade series on PS1 back in the day.

Unless this guy was just a David Duke-level racist (for which there is no evidence), “guerilla” is the *only* thing that makes sense here. It is a word that at least arguably is a legitimate descriptor of tactics in some circumstances.

“Jesus Christ, man! You couldn’t find a better picture to use??”—Steve Beuerlein

Read TOM LEY’s story about former player on DEADSPIN!

Beuerlein is a Notre Damer, so he’s probably guilty of something.

Why is Steve Beuerlein featured so prominently in the photo at the top? Wouldn’t it be better to use a picture where Stephen White isn’t a secondary figure and one that doesn’t make me initially think that Steve Beuerlein is being accused of child abuse?