“Maybe MLB needs to implement kickball rules. Peg a runner and he’s out.”

Eating a slice of cold pizza is the best way to pass the time while you heat up a slice of pizza.

Poor Jed Hoyer, the actual GM of the Cubs, is never going to get an ounce of credit for any their moves.

FYI “turned the team into a playoff fixture fixture in the playoffs.”

There’s actually a series of words surrounding the picture that, when read in the proper sequence, address this very question.