scrotaniumalloy
ScrotaniumAlloy
scrotaniumalloy

I had a boss at an old job, we’ll call him Jack, because that was his name. Jack...was an ass. A jackass, you might say. I would.

Jalopnik. Where “lowest common denominator” equals “brotherhood!”

No! Bad Harley! Porsche developed the V-Rod for Harley, they don’t sell. Harley comes up with the Street 500&750, and nobody in the U.S. buys them. Harley made the Sportster a half century ago, and they’re considered “chicks bikes” by Harley people.

Don’t worry, if the less powerful Hellcat is any indicator, most of not all Demons will be wrecked long before seeing water, bright light, or food...

Every one at Jalopnik writes bias, emotionally based articles, seemingly for the validation in the comments;

This is ridiculous, you trying to distance yourself from this is hilariously hypocritical.

The ad is still up, with phone numbers, text/call him. Tell us what he says

The post is still up and still lists the VIN.

Mustang wrecks, Jalopnik editor Orlove gets first erection since last Mustang wreck-

One single paragraph?!?!?

Missed a shift from 5th to 2nd, and it’s the “shitty little car’s” fault? Your Mom shouldn’t have been driving a manual transmission, that was her fault. Yeah, she’ll probably counter with something about the design, but a five speed gearbox isn’t exactly new technology.

If your body crapped out in your late 30s, you’re in need of some exercise. No, throwing a golf club in frustration doesnt count..

Why are you people at Jalopnik so hateful to Ford?