We have your milk boiling back in the kitchen just the way you like it, Mr. Kelly!

He’s such a good kid...so I sent him to Detroit

“Ties were not uncommon occurances back in the old days.”

85 mph, down the center of the plate? It was grooved and it might be Colon’s best career pitch.

This is just a bawlfest for me since it started. Dee Gordon broke me.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

I want to show this to every “learn English” person ever

If those Trojan players had any sense of shame, they’d all agree to take a huge pay cut.

How does it feel to be the wrongest person alive?

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.