You don’t spend much time on other Gawker sites, do you?

It’s free of charge to throw your battery into the ocean.

That’d be a relevant point if anyone were arguing that promotion and relegation is good because it’d make the US better at soccer.

The NBA also has very blatant tanking, which relegation would instantly solve

Albert, huh?

Still not as nutty as the CrossCabriolet.

“Then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin’ with the train
They were all in love with dying they were drinkin’ from a fountian
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.”

This is a really important point. She is a mother. Have any of you known a mother who cheated? So Serena obviously was not cheating.

Osaka who?

What’s with all the Corvette bashing here? It’s almost like you people don’t like cars or something. This thing looks great, even with the wacko camo. Looks like a Ferrari, you say? Yeah, well dolphins look like sharks, too...and they both look cool.

I was skeptical. I provided literally zero misinformation, baseless claim, or false accusations. A good conversation then started (with zero help from you) that explained everything. 

I can’t place why...but I can conjure no feelings at all for this car. Not good, not bad just; Hey...there’s that thing.

If car design has gotten so bad we consider this good looking.....then we’ve lost the plot.

I just traded in a perfectly good vehicle for a new GTI because I missed a manual, and it’s one of the few fun, reasonable cars that still have widely available 6-speeds. (Also because VW had ridiculous deals on them and now has a six-year warranty.) While I was purchasing mine, another gent came in to purchase the onl…

I was actually going to comment that ranking Speedy Gonzalez last is more racist than the character itself.

I kinda like that jaded New York accent that the ATC has over there.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

(a) On Deadspin being to the right of Mao basically makes you an alt-right sympathizer, regardless of the actual details of your views. I’m exaggerating of course, but it’s not that far off from the truth.
(b) Even if the above weren’t true, I’m sure most of the Deadspin staff have a huuuuuuuuuge problem with…

Ronaldo? Maybe.

I do still occasionally use the line “It’s a hell of a day at sea, sir!”