I was actually going to comment that ranking Speedy Gonzalez last is more racist than the character itself.

I kinda like that jaded New York accent that the ATC has over there.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

Its basically a sideways attack on white suburbanites. The lawn is a metaphor.

(a) On Deadspin being to the right of Mao basically makes you an alt-right sympathizer, regardless of the actual details of your views. I’m exaggerating of course, but it’s not that far off from the truth.
(b) Even if the above weren’t true, I’m sure most of the Deadspin staff have a huuuuuuuuuge problem with…

Ronaldo? Maybe.

“No low ball offers, I know what I Half!”

Yeah, and don’t get me started about those E30 people.

I do still occasionally use the line “It’s a hell of a day at sea, sir!”

“This is an utterly heinous film, even by the late Garry Marshall’s standards”

I know most people are more familiar with Edward Herrman from Gilmore Girls but to me he was always the guy from Overboard. just a great odd comedic performance, “oh Tofutti.... Tofutti Klein-nein-nein-ein...”

Also, I apologize for snapping at you and others! ♥

Just want to commend you for being one of the few internet commenters I’ve seen who demanded proof, and then openly accepted that proof when actually presented with it (or, you know, when they found it from their own search). Have a good day.

In some sense I think of this platform as the left’s answer to Breitbart. Deadspin to a lesser extent, but The Root and Jezebel produce a lot of content that is designed primarily to inflame outrage in people with a clearly defined spectrum of sociopolitical beliefs.

This is a good thing.

It’s really astonishing the lengths that this site will go to make sure they’re constantly adhering to the most orthodox viewpoints. Are there people who actually enjoy content like this? It doesn’t even attempt to look at the issue from anywhere other than a predetermined position.

I think if you are willing to approach this subject honestly, it should be obvious that a line must be drawn somewhere. If not, the logic eventually leads to acceptance of a single “open” division between the sexes, effectively extinguishing women’s athletics.

That nobody even noticed you’re joking is maybe the most damning fact about MLB in 2018.

Eggzibit

Is pretty impressed.