Still holdin' out hope that the Pyro is a woman.

I'm now horrified by Alakazam...

If he isn't riding a Mokujin I don't want to see it!

Roger Jr. AND Alex!

PUT TEKKEN CHARACTERS IN! I WANT TO FOREHEAD BEAM MARIO IN THE FACE WITH JIN!

Is anyone surprised by this? I hope not.

Yea, I was kind of weirded out that wasn't 'tip' number one. I guess because that is easily the least fun part of making a good team.

Yes, and Eyeliner, and Rogue too. She was quite the skilled pilot.

And after escaping Aperture, Chell lived an adventurous life as a Rouge Squadron fighter pilot.

Lol, gotta love that crazy ol' guy.

Crossbows GPS?! Oh god, it is like an unholy cross between Romney's super pac, and the NRA!!!

What does being a currently popular trend have to do with the quality of the music? Leonardo Da Vinci is pretty damn popular, does that make his art suck?

Brace yourselves.

Now that you mention it, yea. I'm not sure why they would even fine you for something you might do accidentally in the first place.

And they still have those cold dead eyes... I tried playing Oblivion like, a year or two ago and I hated talking to people just because of how creepy it was. Skyrim is only marginally better.

Good point. They're both chubs.

Of course I can! He's right there!

Well, I remember something about a Kotaku hardcore, where there is only game news. Not sure if they're still doing that though.

The great thing about art is that it is all opinion. You think it is crap, I think it isn't all that great, the rest of the world could say it is fantastic. No one would be wrong.

I wouldn't say everyone let themselves go. Mario looks relatively the same.