Is he any relation to J.G. Wentworth? See blake could pay out those settlements in structured anuities and then J.G could buy those settlements for pennies on the dollar.

ALF?

I thought they were the same person. I mean I’ve never seen them in the same room together.

THANK YOU!!! You saved me some typing and used my trademarked slogan “You gotta be shitting me!”. Now I gotta figure out something else to do this morning.

So World War III?

Knife? Check!

This is what happens when your mom doesn’t put her foot down and tell your dad “NO!”. Your dad just walks around spouting out anything......there is no filter.......or thought processes. Sometimes as a mom you have to say “NO! Gary you cannot be president........you’re not even that smart.”

Don’t worry we are going to stretch this out for a couple of years and waiting for a few more shootings or sex scandals or the Kardashians to take of some clothing.......and before you know it America will forget. No one will pay any money, and no one will go to jail.........and in the unlikely even they do it will…

What if one day your dad just said “Hey! I am running for president.” .... and your mom didn’t stop him.... That is Gary Johnson.

If you want to be this specific just rent an apartment. You can have all of the closets all of the beds and all of the window desks!!!

I did not even know the newest Divergent was on DVD until I saw it in Redbox a week ago. I didn’t even know it had been in theaters. No one even talked about it. People haven’t shut up about Stranger Things all summer. I think maybe Shailene Woodley should reconsider this. (Divergent lost all of its appeal after…

Bullet Planning is nothing Magnum Planning is the new Bullet Planning. You heard it here first. Me and Beth just coined this term.

Will it be financed by the new Peter Thiel lawsuit financing startup?

Did Tom conspire to pull a trick like in the final scene from singing in the rain? He was going to have a regular girl singing behind a curtain and pull it up while Taylor was lip-synching?

How are you crapping on Daily Mail? Everyone at Gawker Media almost lost their jobs up until last week when Univision swooped in to save them.

Cecilia you and the other staff should just take whatever you are working on. Open an Amazon AWS account and use their servers, and start a new website called “Gwaker.com” and just keep doing what you are doing. “Jeezebel”, “I010", “Ecchitaku”,“Gizmodo” is taken, but “Gizmag” (Which everyone always confused with…

Aimee Lutkin you and the other staff should just take whatever you are working on. Open an Amazon AWS account and use their servers, and start a new website called “Gwaker.com” and just keep doing what you are doing. “Jeezebel”, “I010", “Ecchitaku”,“Gizmodo” is taken, but “Gizmag” (Which everyone always confused with…