Dear Sir,

All men have kill lists. Women need to realize this & stop fussing.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

So that’s what those Reddit investigations with red circles around poorly compressed JPEGs sound like when recited out loud.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

This is outrageous, and illegal. Political appointee trying to get away with illegal actions. I’ve have stayed at the Ritz Carlton on several occasions on the taxpayer’s dollar. How? Because the Ritz honors the federal per diem rate when space is available. Instead of $800 a room, it’s whatever the local per diem is,…

Interesting that he’s mused so much to the press about his daughters’ physical characteristics and nary a word about his sons’ penis sizes.

ZONA PELIGROSA.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

What the fuck is the point of bullfighting?

Good now I won’t feel so bad when it burns down during the GOP convention

I’m a much bigger basketball fan than a hockey fan for the most part, but playoff hockey is on another level. Even without a vested interest in who wins, I get tense when I watch.

Similar to you, my wife and I never watch hockey. I don’t know the rules, names of positions, and I only recognize only a handful of players’ names. But when the playoffs start, we’re usually watching. Is just a whole other level, you can feel the urgency in every game. Definitely enjoy playoff hockey over the NBA.

This entire statement could have been attributed to Alexander Daigle.

That’s too creative for him. He’s probably just a run of the mill pedophile.

The trailblazers now have a legitimate path to the conference finals. What the hell?

Wasn’t that a highlight in the musical?

Well, he did play for Oregon State, so he was just nostalgic for the...bah, forget it.

alternatively, get rid of selective service altogether. If a real emergency comes up, people will volunteer, and if not, there are places for those records anyway, such as the DMV.