Ya wanna go to the conference still ?........naw.....me neither......

The Congress on Love and Sex with Robots

Your better judgement almost prevented you from being awesome.

This is good:

You’d think by now the old saw — that government is inherently inefficient and business is inherently efficient — would have been retired. The problem isn’t public or private ownership, it’s the dumb, Kafkaesque bullshite that management types create to give themselves a sense of importance and permanence. As always,…

All companies suck. The one’s that suck slightly less tend to rise to the top, but in the process start to suck just ass much as the one’s they replaced. It’s eternal cycle of suck.

You could fill two more complete posts with government employee stories. I’d recommend calling for heinous examples of nepotism: it’s insane how well stocked any level of government is with brothers-in-law and redundant secretaries from the previous administration.

Damn straight, they should be banned! Everybody knows that sex robots are always female, and that they reinforce traditional gender roles (somehow) that affect women, and only women! Vibrators and other sex toys are equally abominable!

I was going to respond and get banned, but I’ll skip that for now and just point out (like everyone else) that women are the gateway to sex, and they don’t want competition from robots (or prostitutes for that matter) as it lowers their control.