You literally have no fucking idea how stupid you sound.

You’re wrong, mate.

Idiot.

I’d like to think that even if I made fun of Hitler for his penis, I am in fact better than Hitler in nearly EVERY way.

Sarcasm.

CLEARLY a joke.

Dude is 46. He HAS gray hair.

Shut it. You don’t like it. Get the fuck over it. I didn’t love it myself, but if someone complains to me that I SHOULD like it, I smile and say nothing. Get out of YOUR parents’ basement, ass.

Douche.

And my results are the opposite of yours. Guarded appreciation.

Victorious secret? WTF

Damn you. You had me convinced something horrible was coming. Nothing that wasn’t in the comic happened, and now I’m never fucking trusting you again. Too far? Bullshit. Stupid death? Fuck that. I was convinced you knew something no one else did and I went out on a limb telling everyone I knew that bad shit was…