2017 Q1 =/= “NOW”

These are the boring stuff we want you to stop talking about:

The “luxury package” version is hideous. I kinda like the green one with real truck wheels, at least it looks functional. I don’t see the point of a pickup truck for going to cocktail parties in luxury hotels.

The shitty “SUV” from Tesla costs $150,000. I know the one I’d take for this kind of money I don’t have but I’d lease to show my social status wannabe to my neighbours as a proud american.

Why does the title has to mention that he is disabled? And how about his skin color too? Oh yes, as an american media you have to dramatize everything and try to get gasps and tears from your audience.

I like what Tesla is doing in general, but $150,000 for a SUV of this size, look and finish quality... no f way

If you want to understand how a car engine works or even just a car works without having to break every 12 meters on a clear highway or in middle of turns after 15 years experience of driving, there is no question about manual learning as a new driver. “Automotive education experts” against that are just morons. Is…

I “love” jalopnik, everything that is not a bmw/miata/british/north-euro/japan-only car and manual is a shitbox. Yet we have here 12 articles a day praising Tesla and embracing the fact you can pre-order a (already visually boring) mid-sized car that you will get in 2 years.

Stealth brag?

Do you crash your car and set fire to it when you see a spider or a bee outside while sitting INSIDE your car? No? Ok, next.

People like you need to understand that meme jokes like that or “you sir, win the internet, here is a cookie” are not funny. At all. At least since 2008.

Hope you have pastel or white bermuda shorts and boat shoes to go with this shirt. You need to wear the shoes sockless, just in case.

I’ve never hated the Prius, and it is a milestone in the car industry. But that restyling is awful and deserve a recall for that reason only.

Boooh these people don’t have random killing or gangsta fantasies, boooooooh them.

I thought that WILL.I.AM gave up designing cars :(

They have to stop to make “street-race” (douche) cars that look like lowered SUVs.

Really bad level of rendering for such a brand. That’s good enough for a video game title screen maybe.

Funny how all your favorite “luxury” high end car manufacturers have end-users car burning for no reason but lets make fun of non-commercial racing car made by a french maker.

A fucking piece of trash middle-aged crisis flip-flop douche nearly killed dozen of people including children with his redneck car trying to impress himself and you pick on a cop here for the show intervening?

What’s yours? No one forces you to eat meat, don’t impose your crusty hippies lifestyle to us.