What kind of asshole would try to bring this on a plane?

That’s just it though, it isn’t like the carry-on size restrictions are a closely-guarded, top secret, matter of national security. Each and every airline posts on their website about what dimensions items must be to qualify as a carry-on or personal item. I haven’t been through LAX in about a year, but as I recall,…

Carry-on! Fuckin’ carry-on! C’mon. Really? Carry-on? Somehow he got past the place where they check to see if something is too big to be a carry-on, (“excuse me, please, we’re important”) and he got as far as TSA? There, the brough-ha-ha about the bear and not fitting in the scanner would tie up at least one TSA…