Luc also played for the Penguins, Jeeze. It’s not like my mom still doesn’t have the picture of me in my pens jersey with him on her mantle.

Whoa check out those eyebrow slits. mad street cred.

All I care about is if the guy can walk again for crying out loud. Can they give us that much?

Let’s see a warmup match vs John McEnroe first

Wesley Willis with the soundtrack. Amazing. RIP.

“This is literally the only sporting event on right now.”

This reminded me of:

I’ve got a Pliskova easy feeling about this

as a fractured headcase myself, who took up tennis at age 29, I feel the brutal repetitive grind definitely appeals to me. I’m still terrible and have been playing 3 days a week for about 3 years so... yea whatever that’s worth.

“while Colin Kaepernick languishes” - He’s made millions in his career as a pro athlete. Is he being treated unfairly, yes. Is he “languishing” No. Languishing is when I pull a crusty packet of ramen out of my cupboard at 33 years old and cook it for breakfast in my baggy underwear.