THIS is what happens when you name your child Chester, Tom. I hope you're happy.

Hello friends, new here....

Does anyone else read Al Roker's tweet as Perd Hapley? Just sounds like something he'd say...

I appreciate that she is going full-blown on the silliness instead of stopping at "silly but still attractive."

"What if we cared about those living in poverty as much as we care about celebrities?"

Julia Roberts?

THIS. WHAT DIMENTION IS SHE IN

Also, they are very protective of their friends.

He's happening, alright. He's happening...

By George, I think you've got it.

Until she dresses in a Catwoman costume and crashes an audition, she hasn't hit rock bottom yet.

1) I don't know how often you're here, but MoGlo gets continuously slammed. I came over here specifically because there is an article elsewhere about her being ridiculously awful, again. Seriously? Calm down. You know nothing, Jon Snow. MoGlo dismisses comments (usually, she is distinctly absent here), Doug doesn't.…

Step 1: Figure out how to get Bette Midler and Josh Groban to attend one of my parties.

Oh yes, tell me again about that awful reception Mark Shrayber got when he first appeared?

Jenny McCarthy looks like a really tragic wax doll version of herself. She should stop whatever she's paying her doctor to do to her.

I think Jordan Peele just brought up an interesting ethical question.

I really like Erin's writing in general, but it's kind of ridiculous to me that there's a whole swathe of the commentariat who go out of their way to shit on Doug anytime he posts anything, even though Erin's written just as many problematic/ill-advised things (like this post).

I think when women say "I want a man who makes me laugh" they are not thinking about Gilbert Gottfried. I have never met anyone of any gender who finds him funny.

The Aaron Carter Hillary Duff thing is hysterical. My inner twelve-year-old is screaming.