I appreciate that she is going full-blown on the silliness instead of stopping at "silly but still attractive."

"What if we cared about those living in poverty as much as we care about celebrities?"

Julia Roberts?

THIS. WHAT DIMENTION IS SHE IN

He's happening, alright. He's happening...

By George, I think you've got it.

Until she dresses in a Catwoman costume and crashes an audition, she hasn't hit rock bottom yet.

Hands up that you trust Burt's opinion that we'll sob like hungry, angry babies and just skipped right to the comments without reading any of the links.

It's not really bizarre. Red carpets bring designers huge attentions, more than runways shows which are generally only for insiders. Tom Ford is very particular and usually has a minimal approach to everything, as evidenced by his being probably the only designer who does not produce mass market products. His lipstick…

1) I don't know how often you're here, but MoGlo gets continuously slammed. I came over here specifically because there is an article elsewhere about her being ridiculously awful, again. Seriously? Calm down. You know nothing, Jon Snow. MoGlo dismisses comments (usually, she is distinctly absent here), Doug doesn't.…

Step 1: Figure out how to get Bette Midler and Josh Groban to attend one of my parties.

Oh yes, tell me again about that awful reception Mark Shrayber got when he first appeared?

Jenny McCarthy looks like a really tragic wax doll version of herself. She should stop whatever she's paying her doctor to do to her.

Tweet beat used to be my favorite feature. With the constant promotion of abusers like Charlie Sheen and leeches like Brandi Glanville, I can't even enjoy it anymore. It makes me sad. JEZEBEL, PLEASE USE YOUR CLICK BAIT FOR GOOD!

I think Jordan Peele just brought up an interesting ethical question.

Unsurprisingly, Sheen's vileness continues unabated.

I really like Erin's writing in general, but it's kind of ridiculous to me that there's a whole swathe of the commentariat who go out of their way to shit on Doug anytime he posts anything, even though Erin's written just as many problematic/ill-advised things (like this post).

I think when women say "I want a man who makes me laugh" they are not thinking about Gilbert Gottfried. I have never met anyone of any gender who finds him funny.

The Aaron Carter Hillary Duff thing is hysterical. My inner twelve-year-old is screaming.