1) this is middle school, not college

This. I see these articles and every time I’m like WTF how are they getting my ring footage without permission....oh they aren’t.

We don’t usually eat at fancy enough restaurants where this is an issue. However, we went to a very nice restaurant once that was packed to the brim. Went to sit at the bar and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you have to reserve bar seats.

It takes longer then 5 minutes to fill up, use the restroom and eat.

Every single person paid for something very clearly defined on that ticket. Part of it is the ability to recline. If you have some reason that what you purchased isn’t sufficient, purchase something else, or don’t. I don’t care. I can’t believe I’m having to spell this out.

Really, you’re that dude that whines?

A game that can charge whatever it wants and still sell 10 million. Once one does it successfully, ALL will do it henceforth. And that’s cool with me. These massive, 20-80 hour games have gotten so affordable that I tend to buy too many and never give them the time they deserve. Let’s adjust. 

How to start fights on the internet:

What crack pipe did you smoke from? You paid for that seat, you get to enjoy that seat. If you want to lean back ya lean back. If ya don’t ya don’t. I’m not taking into account the person behind me. Now, if they asked me and said hey, can you not lean your seat back as I’m unable to function, then I’ll consider not…

Or if you come to Canada, everything will be open!

Generally, I’m happy to give a host a chance to fix problems, but I also don’t feel compelled to let them “respond” to things that are inherent to the home. For instance, if a shared home has thin walls, that’s the nature of renting there and is worth mentioning in a review.

The Falcon Heavy’s launch is expected to take place at 11:30pm ET/8:30pm PT.

The chicken isn’t dead...

I like “Yo wuddup Google.”

Grating, soaking, and drying shredded potatoes is a huge mess, which is why people choose the frozen option in the first place.  

still too much work

What kind of monster has room on their bookshelves for non-book decorative items?

“Acupuncture was poo-poo’d for so long, so was reiki,” she said. “So was hypnosis, and now you’re seeing them become more standard in hospitals.”

Please pardon my rudeness, but:

Oh Hey, I can go to Oklahoma City... these deals never go to good destinations, and American Airlines is always cheaper... at least out of Dallas. 

Oh Hey, I can go to Oklahoma City... these deals never go to good destinations, and American Airlines is always…