“Two-hit wonder”? Now THAT SHIT is funny. 

Man, in another, more utopian world, I might not have TLDR’d your article. That world is one in which writers WRITE and restrain their axe-grinding to the garage, where it belongs. Editorial absolutism exposes writers for two things: (1) their inability to hold back their arrested 5-year-oldish emotional development…

The scare quotes were a nice touch. How many albums have you sold again? I always forget. Your stuff might be more palatable if you worked harder at writing and softer at editorializing the F out of it. 

I’ll just rewatch DRIVE, the original movie that was ripped off to create BABY DRIVER. And post office is not capitalized, BTW. If it were, “bank” would need to be capitalized as well.

Not news.

Nice ad hominem attack, wang. Perhaps read a bit about plagiarism before you get too snarky about it. Not even close.