Nightmare he may be, but he’s going to win the case.

“MEN! Don’t be afraid to show your emotions!”

Counterpoint to #12: Bump stocks are in fact hellaciously fun and a fantastic way to piss a lot of money down range in a hurry.

...because yes, there are a great many possible interpretations of “I didn’t like the direction this character was taken.” I just can’t BELIEVE people took that to mean that Mark Hamill didn’t like the way the director was moving with his character? Stupid fucking fans, amirite?!?!

Maybe you should take your own advice.

Get used to it. As much as you’d like to think otherwise, Wypipo ain’t going anywhere.

Lucas didn’t flip a bird to the fanbase and tell them that everything they’d been enjoying for the past 40 years is stupid and dumb and ha ha ha LOOKIT WHAT I DID!

You know what you get when Democrats run everything? The shithole that is Illinois.

Glaze the bun!

“Is she cheating on you or working?”

150 years ago it was the highest of fantasies that mankind would ever reach the moon.

I sure as hell would. Maybe not day 1, but PDQ.

This shit here...this is some authentic genuine 1/1d8 SAN loss stuff.

I can’t be the only one who has never even heard of about half of the list. This isn’t a backhanded “oh, I just don’t watch mass media” type thing, either - I totally do, but some of these totally escaped my attention for some reason.

Similar, not the same thing. Hard to feature the exact same species thriving on both Tatooine and...wherever the hell Luke was. The Last Jedi killed my Give A Fuck along with Luke.

But...but only misogynist woman-hating MRA Gamergating red pillers could possibly feel that way! Just like Ghostbusters, there’s no possible valid criticism for this film - either you love it unconditionally or you hate all women, everywhere, and always have.

Lots of text, little thought. Sorry.

Holdo’s death held absolutely zero emotional effect - she’s a brand-new character introduced just this movie. No time to get attached to her.

Kylo Ren “steal the show?”

I think the thing that shocked me the most about that last scene was that it was not only a boy, but a white boy. I understand that’s an undesirable direction to be heading these days.