There was an episode of Family Guy where a cutaway gag was something about “a white guy’s dialogue in a Spike Lee movie” and it was just a white guy behind a pizza counter snarling at a black couple.

Why, in the name of Thor’s left nut, would I want to preorder an iPhone app? I supposed this opens things up for “exciting exclusive preorder bonus” bullshit.

I...I thought that was a tattoo of Captain Kangaroo for a few moments.

Nah, that’s a little extreme. But I expect someone who covers - you know, video games - to have at least enough talent to play a game on something other than easiest difficulty. And then piss and moan that the game derides such a selection. 

Hey, as long as we have dedicated members of the Puritan Patrol like Liz Edwards to carefully sift through every character model for the slightest hint of covered impropriety, I’ll sleep soundly at night.

The choices were “hot garbage” and “rancid garbage.”

I was meandering through Target last night and saw a box on one of the Star Wars displays entitled “Twelve Days of Socks: Star Wars Edition.”

Probably a lot of royalties and a lot of cooperation. I remember saying the same thing about Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Wait - don’t tell me someone here actually read the book instead of reading snippets about it on Twitter and bitching about it secondhand?

“Set in a fictional world where player protests didn’t completely destroy attendance...”

Wife makes really good cheesecake but she can’t stand the stuff, so she only makes it on special occasions. On the upside, I get an entire cheesecake to myself. Which is a blessing and yet a curse.

Nobody “likes” to watch Sam “one note” Bee. They watch it Because They’re Sposed Ta.

Worst possible woman? I don’t see Hillary Clinton...

“Ah yes, tastes like a Menards lumber yard! Perhaps I could get an 11% rebate?”

If I really wanted to be an asshole, I’d send one hundred checks for one cent each, each dated a random amount of days apart (from one to seven days), and jumbled up randomly so the order was all messed up.

Did you say cheeki breeki?

Was going to ask “how many episodes are about social media this time” but apparently the answer is none. Nice.

It’s down to how much convenience you want. “Looking at your phone” is more convenient than “thumbprint your phone” is more convenient than “enter a passcode/pattern.” Giving up security for convenience.

Disappointed! I know that corn maze in the top picture, was hoping it would be in the video.

Yes, damn that corporate America for trying something new with this game, even if they fucked it up.