And remember, everybody - it’s still okay to like H.P. Lovecraft.

Perhaps the lowest difficulty level should have a participation trophy? Maybe that would make Ethan, you, and 40 other people feel better?

“I doubt most, if not all, of the women involved in this sketch were aware of what these guys were up to”

Wow. So do we appoint you Minister of Wrongthink, so you can make sure people are fired for The Right Reasons?

No one has accused children of having good taste.

I just buy whatever clothes I don’t have whenever the stock changes, whether or not I’m going to wear it.

No, Ace mode is “don’t play.”

Button combo. Camera option is to pan around campgrounds.

Nope.

Not in this one, you only take a loan if you upgrade your camper. You aren’t saddled with debt without input.

I take the seed from Columbia and Mexico,

Stashless Hitler looks kinda like Lovecraft.

C’mon, get with the Progressive Program. Repeat after me: everything is racist. Everything is sexist. If it exists, there’s something wrong with it. We are the arbiters of fun, and we say thee nay.

It’s funny how “common sense gun control compromise” is never honest compromise - I’ve yet to see “compromise” include any actual incentive for gun owners apart from “well, we’ll let you keep the rest.” That’s not how compromise works.

That...looks fun as hell.

Why would you run it 24/7? Streetlight won’t be on during the day.

“Mind the traffic.” More like “mind the HUGE open manhole ol’ Billy Shears is blocking you from seeing! Count to three and pull the ripcord!”

Text from the link: “IS WIRELESS CHARGER SIMILAR WITH OUR FAMILIAR POTABLE CHARGER?”

Text from the link: “IS WIRELESS CHARGER SIMILAR WITH OUR FAMILIAR POTABLE CHARGER?”

He’s a hwyite male? That’s a bit of surprise, given recent trends.

Funny way of saying “worst Christmas movie ever.”