On the doll, show us where middle America hurt you.

Didn’t even bother watching.

I think more appropriate would be “Bitch, my generation gets traumatized by breakfast.”

You do realize that half of the population isn’t female, right? And that this planet does not exclusively revolve around the female gender?

People have a right to protest.

It’s not invalid in the slightest, and that fact makes you exceedingly uncomfortable.

Quick, do one where they get your order right with enough frequency to warrant talking about fifteen dollars an hour!

Then he’s going down to Emmet’s Fix-It Shop, to “fix” Emmet.

Yup. It’s really Comic Sans.

I’ll end up waiting a few months for the X, which doesn’t bother me.

You must be using a neat definition of terrorism.

Why park it? You can pick that thing up and tuck it into your purse.

Meh. Takes maybe seven minutes to piss and peruse the snacks, not wasting my time and money on the gambling machines, and I’d rather drink Starbucks on the road.

Not closest thing we’re likely to see, but closest thing I’m likely to give a shit about.

Didn’t the author explicitly say it was okay for people to monetize videos of his game, though?

If he thinks Chicago doesn’t love him, it’s because Chicago is all pissed off that the rest of Illinois doesn’t love the 500 pound gorilla. “SMACK! See what you made me do,” Chicago says to him.

This is “tactics should you get to the point where ‘don’t make the shit in the first place’ is not an option.”

An eternal loading screen is not a game, it’s a joke that might be amusing for a couple of seconds.

And you’re absolutely certain that these minimum wage workers are going to be lining up to hand over part of their paychecks to a union?

I haven’t seen any of his BBC shows, but the way he acts on that one (Masterchef Junior) certainly made me think his Captain Asshole persona was just a persona. Acting like an outright ass to little kids doesn’t fly very well. Good for him.