Nothing is funny to everyone, but everything is offensive to somebody. Usually very loud somebodies who ruin it for everyone else.

Cool idea, I think I’ll wait for the inevitable knockoff that beats it to market by two months, plus won’t have to suffer through the inevitable sob story about how Crowdfunded Project 948738 is going to be delayed by another 18 months because of an ingrown toenail or something.

Sometimes gendered insults are completely appropriate. This happens to be one of those times.

Outstanding!

Full disclosure - I’m...not a liberal and a Benefactor member in the NRA.

BOTW is greater on a Switch, by the way. Sorry you have to experience it on a Wii-U.

“No clue” or “don’t give a damn?”

On the other hand, in the “how to do it right” category, Nintendo releases Breath of the Wild so many years after Skyward Sword and knocked it out of the ballpark, and bounced it out of the ballpark next door.

Well whaddya know, the Cubs are in last place!

Whereas the Cubs would be used to being in last.

Really into news, justice, politics, minorities, blah blah blah.

Yup, keep pounding on “diversity for diversity’s sake.” Nobody’s tired of that yet.

Not worth getting up early to wait in line, my man, but glad you got your Switch.

Do better than “once in over a century” and then we can talk.

...I’m still going to be waiting. I’ve only managed to accumulate 122 Magikarp candy since game inception.

Did they do it out of the goodness of their hearts? Probably not.

...of course it does, because Australia. “Yeah, this thing that fixes jellyfish stings pretty much everywhere else? That makes our already ultra-nasty thing worse.”

Too bad for them. Next week, baby!

She’ll be lucky if she’s not SHEet canned.

Turned out the lights and it turned into Stroke The Mystery Wang.