Throw in a couple cases of ammo and maybe.

The instrumental portion of the We Love Katamari ending sounds like it would be a good Star Trek theme.

That would be to your advantage, though - if you can merely shift your weight left and right and boobsmack the competition into unconsciousness, that deadly deadly lion chasing you will have a child or small man to snack on instead of you.

“Speaking with your fists” is not a fight your side is going to win.

Melone in the Dark.

Yep, nobody pressing charges and him not being investigated and/or spending time in jail, sure are some consequences.

Sounds about as annoying as the damn sandstorms in Mad Max. Is there any way to cancel the effect (in Mad Max, if you head back to a stronghold it cancels the storm)?

Sounds like a good update. The vehicles alone will be a huge boon, assuming I don’t have to build a base to have one. Yeah, fuel for the ship is plentiful, but tear-assing around in a car is fun too.

Because we want to see Shit Get Blowded Up Real Good? Besides, what about this would cause a delay for Just Cause 4?

Fuck the legion of Democrats who got us into this situation.

I am so very heartened by the number of Dukes of Hazzard comments here. Good work, people!

Working to forge a new ring as powerful as Sauron’s? That should be interesting...

...and do you provide constructive criticism and coaching when they “do it wrong” or do you just whine about how a man can’t please you?

Hey hey hey! It’s time to make some kuh-RAY-zee money! Are ya ready? Here we go!

Okay, I laughed at that one.

It’s better than “Bravely Default.”

The “commercial” version (which has some reinforced components to make it stronger) is juuuust shy of a grand.

I’ll be That Other Guy. Applying gender to things really doesn’t bother me all that much. It’s okay for boys to like things that are for girls and vice versa. But gender is A Thing, and will continue to be for a very long time.

Spin them stops.

Oh, horseshit. You’d be screaming, pissing, whining, moaning, barfing, wailing...so on and so forth for Paul Ryan’s ouster the second he took the oath.