Yup, keep pounding on “diversity for diversity’s sake.” Nobody’s tired of that yet.

You could always go to Jimmy Johns, where you get no options whatsoever.

Not worth getting up early to wait in line, my man, but glad you got your Switch.

Do better than “once in over a century” and then we can talk.

...I’m still going to be waiting. I’ve only managed to accumulate 122 Magikarp candy since game inception.

Measured in metric fucktons or imperial?

Well, maybe he’s a secret Asian man.

Did they do it out of the goodness of their hearts? Probably not.

...of course it does, because Australia. “Yeah, this thing that fixes jellyfish stings pretty much everywhere else? That makes our already ultra-nasty thing worse.”

Too bad for them. Next week, baby!

She’ll be lucky if she’s not SHEet canned.

Turned out the lights and it turned into Stroke The Mystery Wang.

Throw in a couple cases of ammo and maybe.

The instrumental portion of the We Love Katamari ending sounds like it would be a good Star Trek theme.

That would be to your advantage, though - if you can merely shift your weight left and right and boobsmack the competition into unconsciousness, that deadly deadly lion chasing you will have a child or small man to snack on instead of you.

“Speaking with your fists” is not a fight your side is going to win.

Melone in the Dark.

Yep, nobody pressing charges and him not being investigated and/or spending time in jail, sure are some consequences.

Sounds about as annoying as the damn sandstorms in Mad Max. Is there any way to cancel the effect (in Mad Max, if you head back to a stronghold it cancels the storm)?

Sounds like a good update. The vehicles alone will be a huge boon, assuming I don’t have to build a base to have one. Yeah, fuel for the ship is plentiful, but tear-assing around in a car is fun too.