Glocks are so damn boring. They’re the Camry of guns - they run great, they rarely have problems, but they’re just sooooooo unexciting. No soul.

Damn, that is SWEET.

I think it was King’s Quest 3 where you had to walk up/down the path from the wizard’s house and the view was blocked in spots by boulders.

Agreed. They made a straight up movie out of the story about the killer laundry press, why not this one?

He can’t bring himself to be the punching bag for a group of women who are angry at The Men.

Whatcha gonna drink?

I could do without Yet Another MOBA, or Yet Another Online-Only Team Based FPS.

I’ll be surprised if there IS a GTA 6. Why waste all that time and effort making a single-player game when they could pour it into huge upgrades to GTA:O?

“Hello, this is Ted Nugent, the Motor City Madman, urging you to vote no on Proposition 87. If we outlaw crossbows in our public schools, who’s gonna protect our children from charging elk? Thank you for your time, and as always— I say Wango! I say Tango!”

Not content to merely hack the US election, today Russia announced that it has hacked the Venusian atmosphere. Sergei Hammersickle, famed Russian hacker, was quoted: “Da...maaaaybe we went a little too far this time.”

Ain’t nothing that endears you to an unwitting straight man like involving him in some nonsense, especially if you do it in front of a bunch of other people.

I wonder how many generations it would take before the baby fish have sixteen flippers and are swimming around backwards.

That must play hell on a partner’s self-esteem. In long-term relationships (and sometimes in short-term as well), everybody “takes one for the team” now and then. Not really into it that night, but it’ll shut him/her up.

I assume Hardees commercials are Jughead’s porn. 

California, say “aloha” to Hawaii!

“Shut up Bernie Sanders, quit reminding us that we could have won if we had not told you to fuck directly off.”

Winter storm watch here.

It did introduce Sega’s exit from the console market, yes.

You gotta believe!

Wow, I haven’t thought about those things in years. Cool!