“There’d be days where I’d grind down as much as I could for the whole day. Thankfully I have a lot of free time to do it, but I’d just spend like 10 hours doing this.”

‘memba playing the first one? Damn did I love piloting the Unseen.

I’m sure your objection will be noted and filed appropriately. In the round file.

C’mon, don’t give them any bullshit credit like that. They don’t give a damn about setting up an afterschool literacy program - they’re just trolling the Christians, any actual benefit for kids is a side effect.

I never had them as a kid, but get them now as an adult. Not with any sort of regularity, but often enough that my wife doesn’t freak out when it happens.

Gameplay? Pah! A non-event. GENDER! That’s the headline here!

2009: “You LOST, get OVER it, can’t you damn Republicans talk about anything but Obama?”

Hell, just make up a convincing fake.

Maybe they were served faulty alien apples. Totally worth xenocide.

*snicker*

There’s one distinct advantage to eating alone on Thanksgiving.

#YesYourPresidentToo.

Yep, rampant shootings are just everywhere in open carry states. That’s why they remain open carry states, after all.

The easiest way to avoid family political talk is to say “God damn it, shut the HELL up about the election. We’re here to EAT TURKEY, we’ve heard about this horseshit nonstop for two and a half weeks, so TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE or GO HOME.”

The easiest way to avoid family political talk is to say “God damn it, shut the HELL up about the election. We’re…

“Huh, shaming white people didn’t help us in the election. I know! We just didn’t shame them HARD enough...”

First you need a group of teachers qualified to instruct in these languages. That’s not easy to find.

You’d see the first Ditto with a trollface.

Check SilphRoad, they’re pretty on top of this stuff.

Eh, not that strong. It’s not totally off-base unless you’re also trying to make yourself feel better with “well, they’re not REALLY babies...” If that helps you sleep at night, whatever. I’ve made my peace with it.

“Interpreted by many” or “interpreted by one who threw a screaming fit?”