Teasing her about her weight would be what we here at Husbands Incorporated like to call a “poor decision.”

I will enjoy each and every day, thank you very much.

Golly, refusing to dress the first legal immigrant First Lady. How...progressive.

The people sitting in The Splash Zone were not amused.

“Not accepting Trump as president simply means you believe in the basic precepts of right and wrong you were taught in grade school.”

::also looks around, checks behind the door, and out the window::

...and Liberals were slinging it at Dubya for 8 before that. You’d have been calling for the same “time to deal with it and get along” if Hillary had won.

“but erratic, unpredictable enforcement of existing immigration laws.”

DAAAYYYYTOOOONAAAAAA! Let’s go away!

I also remember when Obama was elected and he told Republicans to “get to the back of the bus.”

Bringing back this old chestnut? I remember when Bush was at the end of his term, and liberals were just ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that he’d get us into a war with Iran or do SOMETHING to keep himself in office.

“He’s gonna get his ass kicked...right guys?!?!? RIGHT GUYS?!?!?!!?!??”

“We all?”

Hey, that’s good news. I loved the music and the idea that you could hop out of the tank at any point and tool around on foot. Wasn’t fond of the end-of-level dungeons where it was all walking.

Are you kidding? Al Gore was born in 1324. He is immortal. He has inside him blood of kings. He has no rival. No man can be his equal.

Inter-Hogan Media Network?

Engineer broccoli to be 80% bacon! Call it the broccbac. Then pile it up.

Daytonaaaaaaaaa, let’s go away!

I used to, but those damn things just fuck with my teeth now.

By posting these pictures - and by the very TITLE of this article “You gotta see these regular women looking sexy as hell”- they’re expecting US to see their bodies as beautiful and sexy.