screamingpurplenobody
ScreamingPurpleNobody
screamingpurplenobody

I’ll give him a pass. He’s a megafan of the Cubs. He’s at an event that will not happen again in the average lifespan of a Cubs fan born on this day. Plus he’s Bill Fucking Murray.

I think he drank more than “some.”

Maybe ctrl-Rocky-esc? I can’t remember the last time I saw a keyboard without a Rocky key.

Wait, I remember you. You were the only kid who took Geography 419, Geography of Obscure West African Nations.

Can they make the cars...y’know...look good? Because somebody repeatedly hit that thing with an ugly stick.

Cubs fan identified, loathed

“What I’m trying to say is no but FUCK the police”

Extra Double Bonus Power Twist: You’re the “W” key.

Yeah, #2 made me say “holy SHIT, just LOOK at that sumbitch.”

Reasonably fun. I’m working on Season 1.

I have heard - from several people - that this one is actually fairly scary, so maybe he wasn’t completely full of shit (which is what I assumed - that he was just hyping it).

GIT R DUN!

*munch munch munch*

I’m always mystified by Christians who get pissed off about Halloween being “the devil’s holiday” and also getting pissed off about how commercialized Christmas is. I’m Christian, and yes Christmas is overcommercialized, but...damn, how can you possibly think that kids observe “the true meaning of Halloween?” It’s

I was pretty sure I heard a Batman riff there towards the beginning.

Down is “whatever I am” and up is “whatever it is I hate today.”

This is perfect for working on a copy of D10D3's cyberdeck!

Okay! I’m complaining that I will get to listen to my son bitch about not having the online features available for his offline game, despite my repeatedly telling him that all those mods he just HAS to have installed will get him banned faster than a Hillary supporter can double-vote.

It sure is cool to throw things at people who have different views than you, isn’t it! Because yeah! Different is BAD!

It’s okay. If the object of your Two Minute Hate is a white, straight male, you’re probably safe.