Nah, I’m pro-2A. Imma do the opposite, thanks.

Wedding comedy?

Tell me, what’s it like to go through life thinking that absolutely everything is dedicated to the sole purpose of oppressing your gender?

Nothing, if That’s Your Thing.

So named because it’s made with one quid worth of materials, or what?

Nah, she’ll do that herself if it looks like things are going south, either in the run up to the DNC or the general election.

Best Harley? I don’t mind big girls one bit, but standards are LOW if that costume was judged “Best Cosplay.”

Here’s a roll of toilet paper, don’t forget to wipe when you’re done.

“This isn’t like real sports though.”

Because nobody wants to see the hundred naked men who would show up for this. Do you see that hairy naked ass in the middle of the top picture? THAT is what you’d get.

Hell, I get the sense that people who *aren’t* Trump fans aren’t going to recognize/care about this as art/protest.

Maybe you want to ask for your money back on that degree?

I do have a soft spot for the original but DGAF about MOBA. Or multiplayer at all, for that matter.

You can go ahead and assume that, but you know what they say about assuming.

Oh, the hell it isn’t, and you know that damn well.

The only things holding me back from buying an electric car are range and charge time. I’d like to see about 300 miles range (they’re getting close, no doubt about that), but I’m not hip on waiting hours for a charge or having to plan my trip around a Supercharger station. Not sure how that one will get solved, but…

So...drunk drivers who kill somebody get an “Aww, shucks, he’s real real sorry. Six months probation!” while car hackers might get life in prison.

I’d go with “there’s no ONE right way to make something.” If the end result does what you wanted it to do, you made it right.

Imma need to see a doctor, because my erection is definitely lasting more than four hours...

As suck as it is to say it - if it WAS drugs, I’m hoping it was just an accidental overdose of badly needed pain medication.