First off the entire world besides America calls it football not soccer. Second, take your xenophobia somewhere else.

I have never, including a brush-with-death bout of chicken pox at 22, been sicker in my life than the noro virus. I found religion only to pray for God to kill me.

They should have the fastest times ever with the propellants out their behinds.

In a perfect world, he goes back to Spurs. #reusaBale

Was going to post this too. My favorite Bale goal for sure!

I’m a Real fan who has been against the sale of Bale.

He’s had his moments with that being the highlight. And no, he didn’t bring home La Decima. That was DiMaria.

He could walk into any starting XI in the world except the team he’s on now. Yes, Bale has some ridiculous strengths, mostly speed and jumping high. But when he’s not racing past Marc Bartra on a breakaway or jumping over dudes for a header, the ball gets passed to him and he has no idea what to do with it. Every…

Hey, look — it’s an article about Barca!

That’s always been my plan and it’s been successful so far.

I grow olives in a little patch behind the local Williamsburg starbucks. I harvest using only organic processing shears I self sourced from a vendor in little italy. I then press the olives on a stone that I carved myself last summer when I wasnt able to make it to the Hamptons because I lost my phone. I then slow…

I grow olives in a little patch behind the local Williamsburg starbucks. I harvest using only organic processing…

Politics and sports should never mix, and that applies doubly so to soccer columnists who think they’re political commentators. This article is very immature and it shows a lack of knowledge in Middle Eastern affairs.

Well, since this was shared to Jalopnik for some reason, here’s my favorite green colored oil:

Well, since this was shared to Jalopnik for some reason, here’s my favorite green colored oil:

Best way to avoid getting sick on a cruise ship is to avoid going on a cruise ship.

Not saying any of these narratives are untrue, Qatar’s practices on my levels are appalling. But Qatar being accused of sponsoring terrorism by Saudi Arabia and others is stunning in it’s audacity.

And at higher rates.

Pretty sure they already pay tax.

Why do you keep mentioning billionaires when the tax is on people earning 500K or more?

Bingo. A lot of the budget goes towards obscenely high salaries and just straight up embezzlement. The MTA needs to be completely transparent about where its budget goes, because I can guarantee that a large portion of their money goes nowhere useful.

How about this. Slash the pay of executives, I’m pretty sure most of them are paid over $150k. And I will get some hate for this, but maybe reduce the number of people you hire. Then take all those millions that you just saved and go from there.