I did.

I did. I laughed. Thank you.

I got the joke and chuckled lightly.

Speak for yourself!

So... this is about a marauding dinosaur that invades peaceful towns, kills its inhabitants, destroys its buildings, and takes its treasures. Has Bowser ever been the villainous?

I have been asking that same question since 1989.

Fuck your guilt trip. I don’t even like my dad.

Fuck your guilt trip. I don’t even like my dad.

Am I apparently not drinking the right Koolaid?

Because of a logo? Let’s wait and see.

The games were fun and well made. And they were a successful transition of Metroid from 2D to FPS.

Exploration, tight controls and the fact the game captures the creepy and lonely atmosphere of the 2d games.

I believe the UI was meant to feel cramped to give you a dose of what Samus must be feeling like in her suit!

Send the poor man home

In a small sample size tournament...

too early for a kamikaze joke ?

This is some final destination shit!

So many variables had to be right in order for that car to launch itself like that and hit the bus where it did. That’s some Final Destination type shit.

Hopefully you are working to ensure the speedy and complete extinction of those “beautiful specimens.”

Those are the little bastards that gave me Dengue! One of the worst 2 weeks of my life.

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