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Fun fact: when I was a kid, I wanted for Braveheart to be about the Care Bears character.

I don't know how to make a joke here. I guess I should shake it off and call it a day, or else there might be bad blood between me and the site. I have a love story I've been wanting to read anyway.

Totes random, but I've hit 40,000 upvotes now, and have made 10,000 comments.

Hang on, the gypsy moth from A Bug's Life got her own TV series?

For some reason, I read this in Ben Stein's voice.

Keep those kinds of comments in your pocket!

Hulu inexplicably picked it up the first time around.

"Kinja Terminator! Don't miss it! Coming soon to this screen!"

December in limited release, probably January when it goes wide.

It's never too late to watch The Room.

In other Tommy news, The Neighbors is somehow getting a second season.

My horror film professor should be very happy about this news.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a doggie should be able to hai. Its paws are to small to gets its fat little bottom of the ground. The doggie, of course, hais anyway because love is blind.

This is by far the stupidest the headline I've ever read on this website. And even more shameful considering what happened to Snyder's daughter earlier this year.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat tiny body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

It's also, you know, not very funny.

Spoiler alert: he starts flying in an airplane and scaring chickens. The series will be re-titled Loopin' Louie.

Back then, 10-year old Marko also looked down on those who posted on The AV Club.

Is there some sort of unspoken law that someone must say "the Star Wars prequels sucked" every time they're mentioned on the internet or something?