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Watched American Dad! last night, which was strangely soothing after the craziness of the news. AD is like old school Family Guy for me, in that it almost has a comfort food quality.

I was, as silly as it sounds, close to crying last night over this. This place has been such a relief for me, especially since the political insanity last year.

We had plenty of good times in the Ghostbusters threads when a lot of new members mysteriously appeared out of nowhere.

I didn't sleep much last night, and my mom and brother have been insisting on constantly switching over to the news, which hasn't helped matters. I'm so anxious. Like "the night before Trump got inaugurated" anxious.

Even a marathon of 2 Broke Girls.

"people love it when he swings his little nukes around."

DAMMIT! Now I want to see it.

For some reason I'm surprised he was never involved in the Cars franchise. And that's not a shot at him or Cars. But I think he would've been "right at home" there.

We've been over this, me. Goats have too much cholesterol!

Planet of the Garbage Apes is Fox News's upcoming mini-series about how black homeless people are out to take your welfare.

Serious question: how is the point here "getting rid of trolls"? Because we don't have that problem for the most part.

We can't afford a going away party for you.

Dikachu, who currently has 80,000 upvotes, might be a little bias here.

Sounds like they want Swift justice.

Kinja Terminator

Pilot: Grandpa Alden is getting ready to take the kids to a summer camp run by his third cousin twice removed's sister's best friend. The Boxcar Children are very excited, and talk about how they used to live in a boxcar. Benny is hungry. When they go into the kitchen, Grandpa Alden is dead on the floor. Violet is too

You're too late for that joke. Sorry.

Well, it was going to be focused on Katrina….

Not sure if anyone is familiar with the animated abomination Ali Baba & the Gold Raiders, but it was released in 2002 and has an Osama Bin Laden joke.

*kids shout the title over and over again in every TV ad for it*