Jesus Christ, how do these GOP women always look…that way? Grinning as though they are literally eating shit, but trying to convince the rest of the world that eating poop is good for you?

*Meryl Streep pouts, knowing this is one Oscar nomination she won't get now*

"It's not because the movies were bad. It's because Marvel Studios didn't own the movies."

*buys advance tickets*

To lump the perfectly fun and decent 2005 and 2007 movies with the 2015 abomination is unfair on so many levels. The "lighter" tone of the first two captured the tone of the comics, which was often very goofy and "out there."

And South Park will probably make fun of it, because "Make-A-Wish" is so silly, right?

I spent the entire episode waiting for him to call himself "Rickle."

Dude, even I don't get that anti-Trump around here…

"Woman Who Claims Disney Stole Frozen From Her Because She Has A Sister And Played In The Snow With Her Vs. Disney

In the excellent documentary The Battle Over Citizen Kane, there's an interview with Welles in which he laments that making movies was what he loved more than anything else in the world, and it was sadly something he rarely got to do. He's on the brink of tears.

I dunno. I would sympathize with anyone who sued someone over The Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia.

And Orson Welles makes a penis joke.

This week in "idiot who isn't really pissed off about something attempts to sue about it," we bring you…

"More like a non-ja."

Santa and the Ice Cream Tower: Santa is stuck in the World Trade Center on 9/11 in this new Uwe Boll comedy classic. There are kids with him, too. Anyway, he tells them the story of how Jason Statham was once a man called Farmer because he was a farmer and he used his boomerang as a weapon. Also, there's a joke about…

Excellent film to Dunjirk off to!

I worry about you…

Pssst. You can use both. Google won't be too sad.

Wait, so what's going to happen if I Google the word "sexism" now?

Bing's a good search engine.