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Martin Scorsese's upcoming masterpiece The Mooch (with Tom Hardy and Mark Walhberg) has sadly been cancelled.

Too soon.

Why do these high profile Republican women (Kellyanne Conway, Ann Coulter, Tomi Lahren) all look like they came out of the exact same "unbearable bitch" factory?

A Talking Tomi?!?!

I was stuck in traffic.

Scaramucci is gone.

But Keria Knightley has so much range!

I'm tired of having to say "Valerian isn't a box office bomb," but Valerian isn't a box office bomb.

Excellent character study. A+!

"A real animated series wouldn't do that."

"What the hell did I just watch?"

I loved this, but I really hope the season doesn't go about making Jerry a borderline jerk, especially since he has proven himself numerous times in the past. Maybe I say this because divorce is something I find terribly sad, but it's not really "fair" to him.

Points!

Yikes, Ted Nugent's more recent songs are kinda alarming….

Ice Cube had an edge?

What's the difference between Ice T and Ice Cube?

Unsolved mystery of the universe: how the hell did Angelina Jolie come out of Jon Voight's penis?

Wait, we're supposed to hate Angelina Jolie? I never got this memo.

Santa and the Emoji Bunny: Santa is stuck at the beach and tries to send a text message for help. He can't figure out how to do it. Some kids try and help him out, but they bring a gorilla. Outraged, Santa kills the gorilla and the children. The Ice Cream Bunny takes Santa's phone and tells him it wasn't charged.

This should take care of that…