Your hipster friend calls it "pretentious" before upvoting his own comment.

Also, The Washington Post is reporting that Sessions discussed campaign issues with Russia during the election.

And Donald Trump Jr. has made a deal with the investigation to make his session a private one, meaning he won't testify in public anymore.

Spoiler alert: the first half of King Kong was a dream, while the second half (when she orders the planes to shoot down Kong) wasn't.

Well, he is co-directing the upcoming Dumbo remake The Flying Elephant Man.

Yet if I make a Lynch joke, people look at me like I'm sick and racist for some reason.

Consensus from reading comments: most AV Clubbers were 90's kids.

It also opened one week after Lilo and Stitch, was a stupid mistake and Paramount should've known better.

Hey, Hey, Hey Arnold! A Very Special Episode

Magic School Bus Origins: Arnold or GTFO!

See, when the movie came to theaters, it got these really terrible reviews for some reason, and I figured the series itself must not be much better. The Wild Thronberrys Movie (which I saw even though I didn't watch it, because the trailer was fucking terrific), meanwhile, was a critical darling, but in that case it…

Home Alone taught me how to deal with defending my house when I was alone.

I'm jealous of those who watched HA as kids. I never saw a single episode.

Wait, you can stalk people on The AV Club the same way you can elsewhere on the internet?

Hey Arnold! The Movie and The Powerpuff Girls Movie more or less meant the end of these kinds of films going to theaters. At least SpongeBob and My Little Pony are breaking that rule.

I didn't see Harriet the Spy, but it played in the ONLY auditorium in the downtown theater I never set foot in. Magical place. To this day I regret not going.

"Wow!"

Well, E.T. The Video Game did get adapted into a board game…

Fact: masturbation will make your eyes fall out of their sockets as your face melts off.

Wait, what has Bob Barker done besides ill to the testicles of a million dogs and cats?