Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

Usually a come from behind in Pittsburgh happens in the parking lot.

Rick Pitino isn’t angry you said this, just disappointed. His brother in law died on 9/11 you know. How is this relevant to this? It’s not, but that’s never stopped him before.

Pitino could kill an escort and still have a job.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Has the GM of a bottom 3 team ever won GM of the year before? Rick Hahn has basically walked into every trade scenario, taken his balls out, and laid them on the table. I don’t know how to react as a fan, because I’ve had more fun watching these trades play out than the actual games. In Hahn We Trust

No, the problem is the Democratic establishment is a bunch of morons. If the Clinton team couldn’t tell they might just possibly have an issue in Wisconsin when they ignored the state for the entirety of the general campaign, or Michigan, when Debbie Dingell was all but screaming to the DNC that things were going…

Are the Greens still running on finding Tupac’s killer?

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

I remember thinking these idiots were good when I was 18. Who the hell still listens to them?!

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

Other people who have said “Fuck Lavar Ball” without a fine:
1) The entire NBA AND NFL as a player
2) Anyone commenting to friends when Ball is seen entering a room
3) A woman (possibly to herself) on at least three separate occasions
4) Lavar Ball, late at night in moments of deep self reflection
5) The pope

This video makes me want to root for the asteroid in Armageddon.

He hasn’t been one of the best receivers in the league since 2012, guy.

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

“...it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.”

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

In Morris, the Celtics get a solid role player who unfortunately thinks he can be a star. He’ll likely play in the four, but he struggles with rebounding and low-post play. His most comfortable area is in the mid-range or deeper, but despite taking 4.5 threes per game last season, he only made 33.1 percent. Morris’s…

Every time I get caught up in how bad things are in the US right now, I find it far too easy to forget how there are so many places in the world that have it far, far worse. I am embarrassed that I have to be reminded of that from time to time. The absolute hopelessness that humans have to face is our greatest shame…