How many of you can hit 61 on the gun today?

Worse than offering ludicrously below-market salaries, Gilbert also screwed Griffin out of a decent next gig when he refused to let him interview for jobs that were available, like Atlanta, Milwaukee, and maybe others. (Milwaukee with Griff would’ve been really interesting) A real dick move when he had no intention…

He hit that one to Mars. No, Venus.

The last time I saw a Gray dong was in the Steeler’s locker room.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Being a Marlins fan I remember the LoMo experience. He would get on a hot streak for a series or two and make you think he was finally playing up to his potential. Around this time is when you would encounter funny, likeable LoMo on twitter.

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

I will ask. What jersey would you wear in this situation? I feel a common response would be an O.J Simpson jersey, which is pretty silly. But I personally don’t have an answer to this.

I hope he ended his address of the jurors with a tearful “that’s my quarterback” 

The other great thing about this if you’re Sam Presti is that you unload Oladipo at $21 million a year. Even if George bolts next summer, you replaced Oladipo with a better player this year and get $21 million in cap relief for the next three seasons.

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

Safe!

Well, there goes the Clippers’ run of being somewhat slightly kind of sort of but ultimately not really relevant.

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

If someone is your homie, then you don’t exploit their demons to prove a point and you sure as fuck don’t make an apology like his after you fuck up.

He was way too much of a chickenshit to throw that ball at Hakeem. Elie should have decked him.

Trainer: How are you feeling today, Vlatko?

Man, I haven’t seen a Chicago team fuck up a draft-day trade this badly since...two months ago.

Former Bulls fan checking in. I turned off ESPN at around the 7th pick and picked up a new habit called “binge drinking.” Then I flipped on a wonderful English film called “Attack the Block” and followed that up with the first episode of the Prison Break revival on FOX. The latter was dreadful, but at least it helped…

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.