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For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

I day-drank, (day-drunk, drinkeded?) the past two Saturdays and I gotta tell yah, not as fun as it used to be. I’m 30, so my body starts to shut down after about 3 hours of being out, but I was guilt tripped into staying out longer both times. Here’s the worst part about being day-drunk. No one outside of that bar…

Warner Brothers investigated Warner Brothers and found that nothing bad happened at a Warner Brothers job-site, clearing Warner Brothers of any wrongdoing.

Savage recently co-authored a book with writer Ray Glier that focuses on his past eight years working as a radio commentator for Alabama.

Dumb.

Plus, getting Fultz saves them the trouble of having to decide if they want to pay Isiah 5/$150. Josh Jackson will replace Bradley/Smart if they leave in the next year or two, but he’s adding to depth rather than really moving the team’s needle.

Ainge is pulling a reverse 2003 & 2012 Lakers: just like slapping…

I guess I get what Boston is doing (two high lottery picks for the price of one), but at some point, you have to turn the Nets haul into a superstar, and Markelle Fultz seems like a rare guy who genuinely has that potential. Josh Jackson seems like a nice piece more than a franchise player. 

Can I just say that I am so sick of people insulting religious people who believe in an “invisible sky-God”? You don’t believe? That’s fine! However, that’s no reason to insult everyone’s who believes in God. Contrary to your draconian beliefs, it’s possible to be religious and support science and liberal beliefs.

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

I feel so bad for this kid and his parents. I really do. Having said that, why would anybody want to go to North Korea? Serious question.

Confessing my unpopular opinion: “hitting for the cycle” is the stupidest fucking statistic.

Nothin’ like sharing a good old fashioned swing dong with the dadster!

Was there with my wife and my folks. My dad is the most lukewarm Rockies fan among us (he likes them, but has always been meh on baseball and mainly relies on my mom to keep him informed of their record, which is usually trash by this time of year). We were all on our feet when Nolan came to the plate. Then that first…

In other news... fuck my team, the Giants, and their dipshit GM who gave $62mm to a closer with an above 5 ERA. Not that he’s had much opportunity to get in any kind of groove closing this year, what with SF’s “let’s see what single A player we can put in LF today!” strategy.

ROCKIESSSZ

She needs a psychiatrist and counseling. All day every day.

I’m actually so surprised at this verdict but elated for his family. She is evil.