I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Seconded. Straight male here, in standard doggy-style position, I am basically staring at your butthole the whole time. And enjoying it.

Actually I’m quite skittish when I’m in the pocket.

In free agency Blake Bortles would be picked up within a week for $15 million a year. Colin Kaepernick would still be waiting by the phone.

Bortles is juuuuuust good enough at QB to get multiple coaches and GM’s fired. It’s like me with sex. I show just enough of a hint of promise in bed that it takes women 2 or 3 times with me to realize that yes, I do indeed suck.

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

this reminds me of the time Tim Tebow took a shot at his persecutors with his cleats.

Nope, that’s simply not true. Look, economic markets work. Let’s say the gun costs.... $10 illegally. Then yes, evil doers will get that gun. Now let’s say the gun costs.... $10 million to buy illegally. Since the number of people who have access to $10 million is extremely low, evil doers will NOT be able to get…

If this person is a liberal, he deserves to be punched in the face.

To everyone talking about karma or in any way suggesting this isn’t a terrible thing:

Every single coach should be required to do every single conditioning drill alongside their players. Guarantee we see less deaths or more dead coaches.

I’ll wait and see the prequel, My Other Home Got Repossessed.

This is a lot better than his cousin Sebastian’s trailer, which is harder to see because the police impounded it.

Would have been better if Matt Damon played Marbury.

Me and my teammates did the same thing after we won a game in Little League, but it was the coach’s beer, and we stole it from him several days after the season ended, and when he found us, he cheerfully suggested we didn’t have to steal it! We could always just ask him!

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

John Loller, Murray State

How many athletes and their families have to prostrate themselves at the altar of amateurism before the NCAA and their useful idiots and fans change the rules?

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…