Not me. I have to poop multiple times per day and I'm not very snuggly.

Right?!

If you're willing to basically ruin a guy's life for catching a fucking ball, perhaps maybe you are taking a game too seriously?

LEAVE HOOTIE ALONE!!

See also: People who call women "females."

"Just curious, were you also in favor of that fucking bathroom ban? Because I'm pretty sure you were, and that shit was decidedly not under the purview of the government."

Trump: I told you I'd drain the swamp! I created a stagnant, disease-ridden pool and I am now draining it.

"Saw this movie over the weekend, about emojis. Really fucked me up, man. They had this 'be yourself' message and I just don't know what to do with that."

When do you guys predict Bannon will be out?

And in other good news, former sheriff Joe Arpario was found guilty of criminal contempt.

I've discovered a lot of blank VHS tapes, man. And I've watched every single one of them.

Beetlejugo!

I wrote a book called "VideoBilly's 101-Must See Movies: A Bathroom Book." It's a movie guide, sort of like a, "What should I watch?"-type movie guide meant to be kept in the bathroom.

Thanks! I really, really appreciate it.

Exactly!

I'm particularly proud of my Blood Simple essay. It was a massive undertaking trying to get to see that movie and I went through a lot and it was all bullshit.

I've had food upset my stomach before, but I only ever had food poisoning once, and man, you have my sympathies. It was… man. It was crazy. 9 years later, and I still haven't been able to eat roast beef. And I used to LOVE roast beef.

I'm not sure I follow how it isn't.

It does my heart good to see the Emoji movie not hit #1, and instead see the #1 movie be a movie for grownups.

Pretty good!