It's cool. I understand. It's been a long day.

That's called, "Pulling a Billy."

Oh, man, it's fun. First time I ever heard that album was on vinyl and I was super high.

My girlfriend's gonna come because she's been wanting to go to the Whining Pig. It'll be a party, man!

Dude looks like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.

The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

One important thing I forgot! When serving over rice, add chopped green onions. It adds a necessary bite.

This thread is rife with sexual assault pedantry. It's one of the creepiest fucking things I've ever seen an AV Club comments section devolve into.

You start with cheap beef. It's gonna go into a crockpot, so it'd be silly to get a nice steak and cut it up. Just get a hunk of something on sale and cut it into strips.

My aunt showed me how to make bulgogi in a crockpot and, holy shit, it takes like five minutes of prep time and you end up looking like a badass when it's done.

You can get a basic one. I just have, like, a Crock Pot brand one, it has "hi" "lo" and "warm" and it does me just fine. I got it at a Goodwill. They're fuckin' awesome.

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. I had two walk two miles last night and it sucked real bad! Many days in Phoenix you just gotta take two showers. Nighttime shower, you just run the cold water.

Shiiiiiiiit.

Which GIF are we talkin', here? If it's Bobby with his pants pulled up, crying as he says, "What are you talking about?!" that's a no. But if it's Bill with a chicken drumstick in his mouth giving the thumbs up, that's a yes.

I made that up, too.

No, it's true! In the episodes not in New York, he has Hitchock-esque cameos, like in the London one, he can be seen walking a dog, or in the Vegas one, he's in the ad on a newspaper!

True actual fact: I drank an entire pot of coffee while hungover once, vomited black and have had a caffeine sensitivity ever since!

Happy birthday, Iffy! Yaaaay!

I'm just still in vacation mode after having finished my book haha. I'll get to it, eventually, I'm just still kind of enjoying not having to do anything but go to my regular job.

I was supposed to begin the second draft of my screenplay like two weeks ago and I haven't done shit! It's fine, I'll get to it. I'm just really enjoying being lazy for right now. It feels fantastic.