ill clarify, any landline phone. With the grey cable with the little thing on it that no one has anymore. In a power outage, you can still dial 911 if needed but only if you have an old shit phone.

You don’t need to spend money. If the house has a jack (and at least in CA they are all required to have at least one), you can plug ANY PHONE into that jack at any point and call 911. You do not need a phone service.

I thought they hated each other? Bruise Violet? Anyone?

I can’t read this article. The headline alone gives me PTSD. I battled for years to get any type of consistent birth control, always dealing with the heavy hearted sigh, the setting down of the clip board, followed by “You should really have kids”, “It will change your life”, blah blah blah fucking bla.

All the world will be your enemy. And if they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you.

Bright Eyes makes me cry and thinking about right now is making me cry.

I flew spirit for the first and last time recently. Aside from their usual bull shit “It costs less because we give you NOTHING! Not even customer service!”, the seats were the tiniest seats I have ever sat in. When I lowered my “tray table” it sliced into my knee and I started bleeding. Blood covered knees, blood…

I would LOVE a roundup of all the names used to date. Sometimes I just list them off to my husband like a “Top 10" list and we laugh and laugh. Until we realize how serious the situation is of course.

I thought it was Mick Jagger.

I enjoy cigars.

This baby looks like Mark Walberg.

Keep your name. You can change it anytime. It doesn’t have to be at the wedding.

I hear Alaska is great for teachers. They know no one (mostly) wants to live there, but they want good educators there so the teaching benefits are amazing.

Ive always been too scared to do acid because in general, I am very paranoid and often go through panic attacks. A kid in my high school killed some people and blamed it on acid. My husband has done so much acid I don’t understand how he is not living in a constant flashback. But from what he tells me, and from the…

Ive used Rent The Runway several times for gowns. I am “athletic” with large hips and broad shoulders. I was skeptical about fitting. But you create a profile and can upload photos (if you want). You can find other women with your same height/weight/measurements/cup size and see how the dress you want to rent looked…

Wow. What an absolute shit show.

Welcome, friend!

I heard “Aunt Flo” in Jr.High, and that was probably the last time I ever heard it (except in movies). Thank god.

I like to put my arms on my hips because it makes me feel like Wonder Woman, which makes me look powerful.

....but then again, I do believe in Jesus; so, that helps”