I love Housesitter.

I thought you were going on the lines of no tip = no split of said tip to the bussers etc.

I see your point. But a server shouldn't be tipped for saying shit like that. They should be fired.

In a previous job I never took a lunch break because I was operating large equipment and there was no one to relieve me. I even had a few UTIs because I couldn’t even go pee.

Po-Polio

Hold out Miss Colombia!!!! You can get more!!!!

In an application for food stamps I once checked that I was a migratory worker. I was a full time commercial fisherman who travelled to fisheries when that fishery was in season.

My grandpa loved lime jello with mayonnaise on top. Not just at Thanksgiving. All the time.

I can only think go “I heart Huckabees”

What a lucky woman. She must know all the things. maybe if I were a lucky and perfect and smart woman I would also know all the things.

Was I too goth when I was young or too jaded now that Im old? Because corset piercings are so passe. Like... suicide girls were all about them in like 200 and they were old news then...

This is really cool.

When I was young, and I watched MTV I fell in love with Paula Abdul in “Cold Hearted Snake”. After that no music video ever existed in my life.

Damn. Mothers say the coldest things to their daughters.

I still can’t tell my mom.

All of my regret was linked to getting into the situation in the first place. I told myself I was smarter than that, I should have known better. The only remorse I ever felt was for myself. But then that made me feel guilty and selfish. I am older now, and I embrace my selfishness. No one else is going to do whats…

This is why I talk about my abortion. I wish more women could feel comfortable talking about it, then it wouldn’t be so mysterious. It wouldn’t be a hushed “ I had an abortion...”. The more we talk to each other, the more we reduce the stigma and show that it’s normal, it’s okay to feel guilty, its okay to feel…

In my experience it is far easier and cheaper to get medical services abroad. I have needed urgent/emergency care in both Spain and Thailand... and it was a fucking dream to achieve compared to the nightmare that U.S. medical services have always been (for me).

I just didn’t want to get new passports.

I recall Pam Grier concealing a handgun in her fro in Foxy Brown.