I get hit on way more now at I wear a wedding ring. I mentioned it to an older married man friend who kindly told me this: Married women are safe. They don’t have STDs, they won’t call you ever again, they are the perfect one night stand. Ew.

I found myself inspired

No one nominated Sarah Palin? No one? Really?

Yeah, the sharing part is pretty weak. It actually makes me uncomfortable.

Uh, heater = hetero. I'm pretty sure you guys figured that out. But I greatly dislike typos. And I blame this damn iPad for 100% of them.

I hear you, but the way advertisements are sexualized with heater couple... even if you swap out the sleeping lady for a sleeping dude.. its not that unusual.

why am I so surprised that the show took the threat seriously enough to get her security? It's sad that I feel like giving out back pats for responding appropriately.

I didn’t write the article, I just commiserated with the author. Thanks for your long winded insight though.

That’s the most common reason I have heard about hand tattooing. That it looks like shit in a few years. Mine didn’t even turn out that great on day 1, but my husbands still looks awesome. I’m a commercial fisherman. No one is firing me over some ink.

I had to beg and then pay extra for my hella basic hand tattoo. (I also have neck tattoos). I just don’t get it. No problem tattooing Winnie the poo on someone’s ass, but I have to beg for my wedding “ring”?

This looks like the Olympic Game farm in Sequim. They claim that all these bears are retired actors. Feeding the Bears is fun. Feeding the yaks is WAY MORE FUN, and feeding the elk is motherfucking scary. By the time you get to the elk you are out of bread (only allowed to feed bread), but they don’t care and are…

Ugh. If only the women were the ones making it, because that is gold.

I had an 8 year career of “faking it”.

Because who cares what men find sexy!!!

I hope she takes this rejection with pride, even if it takes a few years.

I don't get it. Maybe because I never saw or read the Twilight stuff? But that is the most motherfucking ugly baby I have ever seen. Is it supposed to be ugly? Is it supposed to be a joke? Like I said, I don't get it.

My garden grows food, it's not decorative. Don't bitch at me.

This is totally a thing. A lot of towns have designated water use days (for lawns/gardens etc). I find it interesting that, as a water saving measure, we are encouraged to grow our own food rather than rely on Big Ag. Then your neighbor calls the sheriff because you are watering said garden.

I felt like I was supposed to cry. So during part of the vows I actually tried to fake cry, you know, to please the crowd. But I didn’t try so hard that my makeup would get messy or face would redden, it was more like a voice crack/waver. Shit. I hope that doesn't mean my marriage is a sham.

I work in a place with real communication problems. Like, the mayor came in one day and no one told me. I would’ve tidied up (cause the jerks I work with sure as hell don’t). It is not surprising to me at all that 1. A boss would not know about this and 2. The employee didn’t know about the newspaper.