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There is a lot of poor punctuation and typos up there. Hopefully y'all can figure it out.

I’m white. But I don’t think ats enough to qualify me to be able to answer your question. I’m an athlete. I am super proud that I can’t buy jeans that fit because my legs and my ass are huge. But that doesn’t stop creeping feelings from coming into my head - every day - that I am not attractive. While race may play…

I don’t know anything about kangaroos. But you’re onto something with the exotic animal trade (which I agree is reprehensible). I guess I just assumed that because they haven’t been confiscated (seems plenty of people know about them and complain) there was some sort of disabled kangaroo loophole....

I carried weed and mashrooms internationally, and have mailed them plenty in the U.S. but my strategy no longer works. Because I used peanut butter. And depending on what asshole TSA you get frisked by, peanut butter is considered “liquid based” and they can yank it. Do not be a smart ass like me and say “at what…

This story has broken my heart. I have nothing but love for critters big and small, weird and unconventional. I totally get the therapy animal perks. I am jealous that I don’t have a young disabled kangaroo of my own.

The bouquet toss originated as an effort to literally save e bride. Brides were considered “lucky” and wedding goers wanted to take some luck, ripping parts of their dress and veil in hopes of becoming “lucky” themselves. The bouquet was a decoy so the bride could escape in one piece. Now THAT is fun.

I think it’s pretty rude. Regardless of associations with catching the bouquet, It was practically handed to her. I find the modern implications of the bouquet toss problematic, but still, she could have caught it and carried around some flowers all day and continued smiling. Instead his friends are laughing at her.…

Oh god. I still have my platform Mary Janes from my sophomore year in high school. I re-soled them and everything. I preformed in a burlesque show a few weeks ago and those were the shoes I wore. It was not ironic. They are too comfy. Someone told i was channeling Cher Horowitz. WHATEVER.

Personally, I love low rise jeans. My belly hangs nicely right over the waist band, so there is no digging, or weird “mom Jean” style smushing that happens with a higher waistband.

I wasn't there, our friend took this picture. I probably would have scolded him for standing too close, but it sounds like they had to play throug turkeys all day!

This is my husband golfing last week. He said he was nervous. That is one big motherfucking turkey, in my opinion, he is standing too damn close to it.

Well, your vehicle is going to win the turkey contest every time. I was chased by a turkey once while hiking. It was terrifying. I may fancy myself a badass, but I am humbled by nature.

The Olympic Game Farm in Sequim, WA is a drive through park of former “show business” animals and other rescues (so they claim). Near the end of the drive you go through a large open paddock with ALL KINDS of critters. Elk (I am terrified of elk) look DOWN into your vehicle (I drive a pretty large minivan). Finally we…

Oh shit, this is so painful to watch.

Totally true! He was our first pet together. He was one hard motherfucker. When we moved from northern Washington back to California, I carried his bowl in my lap the whole entire way so that I could act as a living shock and he would not be too disturbed by the 14 hour trip. He passed away on July 4th of last year.…

Sadly I don’t think it exists in photo.

2pm

Yes. This is the only waffle iron I have been able to find that is 1. Round and 2. Thin.

Yes. This is the only waffle iron I have been able to find that is 1. Round and 2. Thin.

Macro breweries are all about acquiring smaller “craft breweries”. Macro breweries are also starting “craft departments”. So, Budweiser owns Kona Brewing company (and countless other, RIP Eleysian...), so that they can have a slice of the craft pie without actually making any decent beer themselves. MillerCoors has a…