Reversible.

We are commercial fishermen. That's how we met.

.... and the cops were like, "yeah that's cool, we can do that, that is a perfectly reasonable use of our time and resources" ...?

I've got a point where all I have to do is *look* at the spray bottle, and kitty gets right in line.

When my husband and I were actually doing the wedding show thing for planning purposes, it was so stressful. We decided that after we got married we would go to another wedding expo so we could "enjoy it" (Clark Smith is right - you gotta have a story and a plan, and we survived the "real" expos by planning our fake…

You know, I skipped the whole story and decided to go straight to comments to say this:

Dude, I have those symptoms all the time. I live with carpal tunnel, and also I have an untreated but healed broken jaw. And mostly, I'm just out of shape.

This one time, my ovary twisted, died, became necrotic, ruptured, then the attached fallopian tube continued to twist pulling in my abdominal wall and my uterus... all while I was bleeding internally, and I was all like "Don't take me to the E.R., they will just say it's P.M.S." (because I also had vaginal bleeding…

Alaska.

I'm so sad. I wanted a video of kitties landing on their feet.

I gotta admit, personally, I like really small bottoms. On me. By no stretch do I have a models body, I just really like the teeny tiny bottoms. I'm happy to see them coming into "style" because it gives me buying options beyond stripper shops/websites.

I was excited to see this, hoping that I would finally find the wide base coffee cup of my dreams. See, all cup holders are different shapes. And I work on boats. So it is better (for me) to have a short squat mug that is narrower at the top, and very wide at the bottom. They are more stable at sea, and I can just it…

I was excited to see this, hoping that I would finally find the wide base coffee cup of my dreams. See, all cup…

As a professional craft brewer, I am in no way threatened by this ad. In fact, it kinda just drives the spike even deeper between micro and macro brews. Which is fine.

Elysian.... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another thing about not being an "employee" is that it's easier to hide on your employment history. Some states do require dancers to register (which involves finger printing!) with the state - the benefit of this is lost on me. Women go into adult entertainment for all sorts of different reasons, some stay and some…

Good for them!

Dancers at the Lusty Lady (now, sadly closed) in San Francisco unionized and joined a service industry union. It was the only unionized strip club in the world. And it was a coop. It was pretty rad. RIP.

Washington has, like, 2 strip clubs in the whole state. Portland is on the border. So I like to think Portland is making up for the lack of tits between Oregon and Canada.

That's not a bad idea...

What a fabulous idea! I could start leaving lipstick kisses and flowers all around the brewery.